Cindy, Cindy, Cindy

Did you really get kicked out before the speech even started? Did you plan that? Keep the t-shirt hidden and then show it DURING the speech. While the CAMERAS are rolling. You could have been the story, but now you are just a footnote.

Next time, grab a couple of high school kids as advisors. They could teach you quite a bit about using passive/aggressive behavior to tweak the nose of authority. Or just rent "Home Alone". That kid was a brilliant little prankster.