Another Redistribution Program

One of the perennial fights in politics is about resitribution of wealth. Should we give to the poor or let the rich get richer. (Okay, that was a slanted view. Mea culpa.) I would like to announce another redistribution program.

Of money? No of R's. Those damn New Englanders are abusing the use of the letter R. They pronounce the word idea as idear. The word park is pronounced pahk. The word yard is pronounced yahd. I sugggest that we place a tax on all of the r's that are pronounced in the word idea and then provide welfare r's to words like park and yard.

The Kennedy family will be torn between keeping their heritage and a program that has liberal written all over it. Good times....